Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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