I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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