No awkward lesbian experiences without me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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