So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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