You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize
