At least make sure they are 18
Why
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
