I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
