i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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