I am in a vortex of obligation.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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