Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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