He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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