my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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