I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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