i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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