Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I want a musical about memes.
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