think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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