As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
