You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Text me some of your sweat
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
