And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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