god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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