We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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