Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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