I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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