You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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