Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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do herpes really smell.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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