I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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