I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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