she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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