before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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