Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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