Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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