So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
All the doctor said was why
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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