YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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