Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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