I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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