the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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