My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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