I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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