When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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