Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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