I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He has the fingertips of a God
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