So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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