Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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