That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
