We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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