i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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