Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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