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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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