giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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