i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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