You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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