i may or may not be watching the land before time
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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