Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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