I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
my liver is dry heaving
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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