Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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