And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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