yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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