yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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