I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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