I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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